I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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