yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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