ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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