I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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