Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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