I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
