thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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