it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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