we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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