She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize