Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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