This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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