Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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