I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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