Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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