It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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