Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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