is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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