im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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