Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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