: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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