well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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