I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
This is the high leading the old right now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
