At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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