I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
did i walk over a car last night?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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