So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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