its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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