Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You ruined the universe
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