i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Less talking, more tequila
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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