It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
