I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The feeling are messing with the penis
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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