so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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