covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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