please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
tell me about the eggs
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