ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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