quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just want to make out with him forever
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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