It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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