whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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