I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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