There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
