A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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