I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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