you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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