Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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