I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Randomize