I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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