how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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