My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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