Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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