worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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