am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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