I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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