We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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