i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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