Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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