he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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