I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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