I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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