and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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