mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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